turkey for breakfast

Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.

Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.

by synchronicityii February 11, 2010

Turkey Fuchers

The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.

Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"

by couchsalesman November 30, 2009

turkey weenie

A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.

Ansel Elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.

by googims August 5, 2015

Turkey Glaze

When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.

She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon

Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.

"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"

by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018

smoke the turkey

male masturbation

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.

by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010