Shit a Truffle

Uncharacteristically doing something useful

“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
“Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”

by Dodyssey January 25, 2022

Litter Truffle

The clumps of urine-soaked clumps that you dig out of your cat’s litter box.

I just cleaned a whole mess of litter truffles from Oreo’s box, and they smell really bad. I think she may have a UTI.

by meeeeee11111 February 12, 2022

Truffle

Valid.

“I’m not feeling too good, I’m not gonna go out.”-mal
“That’s truffle.”-chloe

by Chloepepp March 5, 2022

Truffle cream

The cream that comes from having anal sex, pulling out your penis and rapidly rubbing it through the crack.

She had truffle cream in her crack after having anal sex

by Madam Amanda August 14, 2021

hate truffle

Something a person looks for to shame someone else regardless of the personal cost to themselves.

Person A doesn’t like Person B’s politics, so they went digging through Person B’s social media looking for hate truffles to shame them for, not realizing how petty and mean it made them appear.

by DJ_Cusp August 26, 2021

Truffle Butter

When people have anal sex, and the bottom doesn't use a fleet first, the outcome is usually a tannish/brown colored goo that pools around everyone's genitals involved in the anal sex. Doesn't always occur during hetero sex.

Your ex flooded my guts last night, there was truffle butter EVERYWHERE afterwards :)

by Jordan Conwill May 28, 2021

Truffle Pyg

A specialized form of truffle eroticism, or to actively engage in oral sex by using the tongue, mouth, or lips to stimulate a fungi’s or fungal’s naughty bits.

Peppa, can you vigour my vim with a suck and a rim? Give Daddy a treat—his favourite little truffle pyg. Oink.

by Mr. Wu December 12, 2024