S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis)

A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.

"Wow, Frank was really aggressive last night, i think he might have STP!"

by Anonymous STP Sufferer December 21, 2003

Tea Party Derangement Syndrome (TPDS)

The acute onset of paranoia in Tea Party followers that cause them to mistrust their fellow Americans when they appear not to endorse their Far-Right ideals. This causes them to take a dualistic approach to those who disagree with them. Often leading them to never give the opposing side's opinions a chance in their minds

What the matter with that guy? All I did was state my view on the matter and they accused me of being a Socialist. Don't let it get to you they are suffering from Tea Party Derangement Syndrome (TPDS)

by Libertatis December 15, 2010

TPT

a skanky, tattooed, trashy ho who wears a tight shirt that shows her gut, tight pants to show off her fat ass and wears pink boots from the 1980's. also has two first names.

Annmarie is the tpt on the floor.

by juggalo January 4, 2005

TPTT

Too Pissed To Type. When one is too intoxicated to type correctly

Moley: hey Tanya hows it going?
Tanya: hy ifc grts, r u k>>?
Elly_: Gah Tanya's TPTT again

by Molesworth April 28, 2006

TPS

When you are to drunk in a party and you throw up and piss and shit on yourself at once.

Dude, my Tio Juan totally TPS'd last night in the party.

by The Fuente January 1, 2012

the TPA way

Being kind with others being on task helping the community and help students achieve their personal best

Mary has excellent grades and loves to help out the community she is the perfect example of the TPA way.

by DeSt😊 July 13, 2015

tps

Torsonic Polarity Syndrome

Causes people to have butts where their heads should be.

Dude look at the ass people! No dude, they have TPS.

by SatanSasquatch August 28, 2004