Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.

I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.

by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013

tonsil touching

when a guy f**ks a girl in her mouth

She LOVES to have her "Tonsils Touched".

by D August 8, 2004

Turtle Touching Cotton

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.

I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!

by Hoody802 August 30, 2016

let me touch you where your heart is

One direction's way of saying they want to touch your breasts.

"Let me touch you where your heart is" - one direction, temporary fix

by urapota July 16, 2021

Murphy's Touch

We all have heard of The Midas touch. In Greek mythology, King Midas had the ability - and the curse - to turn everything he touched into gold.

The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.

(As seen on Newsvine.com)

Boss: I'm giving the project to John.

Me: Don't do it, Boss. John's got a Murphy's Touch.

by Cipher-0 March 31, 2009

pee pee toucher

homosexual male

Dave sucks cocks, therefore he is a pee pee toucher.

by sealion8 January 7, 2009

Balls aren't Touching

phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. Often used in reference to pornography, but can also be used in reference to non-sexual objects.

Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching

"This pron is so gay."
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"

"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"

by /b/rother January 10, 2007