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Ipod Touch

A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.
Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.''
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""
by daddydoctor123 July 28, 2009
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Drunk Forehead Touch

To place ones forehead gently upon random objects such as posts and shopfront windows whilst intoxicated until the desire to move on is met.
He is obviously drunk cause there he goes doing the drunk forehead touch on random objects once again"
by Big Boiiiee September 4, 2010
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touched

A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.
It's all right Allison, she's touched.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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touch-up

Touch up: to hit or punch someone in a fight.
I had to give that guy a touch-up because he ran his mouth.
by i am me me i am November 15, 2013
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Ticonderoga Two-Touch

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.
Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.
by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011
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touchdown

to arrive, to pull up, to pop out, to slide, to roll through, to display one's presence
when I touchdown, all my dawgs come out when the sun down - YELLO DICAPRIO
by benedict chan June 12, 2021
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soul toucher

1. To fuck a person's body and mind so good their soul belongs to you.

2. To treat some one so good physically and mentally to the point they adore you. Some people put themselves, friends even their kids second to you because you brought them happiness. Though be careful, a weak mofo may kill you or themselves once they learn you're just using them for your own satifactions.
Guy 1: Hey man we kind of hungry and low on money.

Guy 2: No biggie I'll call Kim over to bring some food over to us.

Guy1: You got it like that!

Guy 2: Hell yeah I touched that bitch soul. Their ain't nothing I can do to lose that. Her soul belongs to me, she ain't going no where.

Guy 1: Man I gotta be a soul toucher like you G.
by DragonFly Jones October 21, 2009
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