The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 05, 2019

Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

by Melk Man February 12, 2019

Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 06, 2020

Ton

Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards

This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine

by $@//? October 20, 2018

Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 19, 2020

Ton

An underage user of steroids

Hey you look like ton

by Kerman jones March 14, 2017

Ton

1000 kgs

A ton of food

by ABigPotato November 23, 2021