tessmer

one who lives in complete failure

omg, you just got killed my a level 4 mudkip. what a tessmer.

by Aperture Labs January 6, 2008

an' I KNOW thess right!

Phrase which blacks add to their own proclamations and with which they respond to proclamations of others.

She said she gone be up in here at fo and here it is fo fifteen and I be settin here awaitin. She a inconsiderate bitch and a ho. An' I KNOW thess right!

by William O'Neil May 1, 2007

Tessa Holland

Tom Hollands very cute dog ( almost as cute as him ). She is not a pitbull but is a blue staffy

Aww look at that dog

Omg thats Tessa Holland

by Tessasbae July 30, 2019

tesstkal

One who is sexually attracted to obese homosexual men and derives pleasure from shaving their backs with a mach 3 razor.

Man, that guy at the gay bar sure seemed like a tesstkal.

by vulcan_fire June 30, 2003

Tess

A fat ugly bitch who is the size of a pregnant whale

Stop takein up space like Tess

by Daddy torb 0w0 December 12, 2018

Tessie

A grade 8 girl who hits on grade 5s, oh and she chased on 5 boys, major tattle tail too.

Wow Tessie is desperate

by Sidechick#34 May 29, 2018

Tess

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life

"So I totally Tessed this girl last night!!...The court case is next week"

"Man I Tessed your mum...It was so goddam ambiguous"

"I was going to rape this girl but then I realised it might not be appropiate for the period. So I decided to Tess her."

by El Presidente 22 October 24, 2008