tile guy

A guy that lays down tile in people's houses

I think I need to call the tile guy to come tile my kitchen and bathroom.

by David March 6, 2004

timberjack

The act of masturbating in the wilderness, or timber.

Guy: The squirrels weren't moving the other day so I decided to pass the time with a timberjack. Cleaned up with an oak leaf.

by CharleyBroccoli October 21, 2010

Tiller

A professed master in the art of the Stenga.
A constant threat to drunk and intoxicated females and one who will stop at nothing to get it on.

Warning the "Tiller' as it is known can be violent and unpredictable when in pursuit of the ultimate drunken prize.

Much like a Jedi Master the Tiller is wise and fair, giving uncorrupted blunt advice to young stud padawans looking to get that elusive first drunken lay

Scudatious Bowman: Yuck tiller leave her alone shes unconcious

Tiller: Na g, im not like that

Unknown Girl: uhhhhh, gurgle

Tiller: Im so in

by Scud Bowman August 13, 2006

Scissor Me Timber

1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.

2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.

i.e. Sever Me Timbers

Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?

ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"

by Long Jane Silver March 12, 2010

Justin timberlake

(n) - wigger who is loved by eight year old girls and other wiggers

Fucking a few celebrities (guys and girls) has made this white boy a Justin timberlake.

by darron May 2, 2005

Bathroom Tile

Tile that is found on the floor of a bathroom.

Person: "I want tile for the floor of the place in my house that has a bath in it. The place in my house with a bath in it is also a room used to take a bath. This place in my house with a bath in it which is also a room used to take a bath needs tile on the floor of it."

by Evil October 18, 2003

timber

Slang term used for the drug marijuana.

Called my dude an he said he has some killer timber 4 sale.

I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003