Heat Therapy

The act of masturbating immediately after working out, while still sweaty.

Today’s workout was 4 miles, 20 min sauna, followed by almost a full minute of heat therapy 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

by Igotworms1 March 5, 2026

Hostage Therapy

(Noun)
A situation where one or more parties discuss personal information about their lives to another resulting in an awkward scenario where the recipient of said personal information is forced to hear it and cannot easily leave.

Michael: I just had the worst plane experience ever.
Alejandro: what happened?
Michael: I was put in hostage therapy by this woman named Millie. She was talking about her divorce. Like I get it you’re going through a tough time but please save that for your therapist and not a stranger on an airplane.

by Amity Islander November 29, 2024

Neuroconversion Therapy

A harmful practice imposed by the neuroarchy (the societal system where neurotypicals hold social dominance and expect autistic people to conform to their norms). Whereas LGBTQ+ conversion therapy is an official program run by organizations or religious groups, neuroconversion therapy is enforced systemically through everyday social pressure, without being formally named. Parents, teachers, therapists, doctors, employers, and society at large pressure autistic people to suppress their natural behaviors and adopt neurotypical social norms. This includes forced masking, discouraging stimming (engaging in repetitive movements or sounds that help with self-regulation), and requiring eye contact and small talk, even when very uncomfortable. Despite these differences in structure, both forms of conversion therapy serve the same purpose: changing a person’s identity and forcing them to conform to societal expectations. While often framed as "helpful training" or "professionalism," this process benefits neurotypical people by making interactions easier for them, while causing autistic people stress, burnout, and loss of identity.

From childhood, autistic people are informally subjected to neuroconversion therapy - parents scold them for stimming, teachers push them into social skills training, and employers expect them to mask fully successfully or be fired.

by RealHonestDefinition March 9, 2025

tattoo therapy

The urge and eventual feeling of relief you get when you want a tattoo and get it on you.

Alex got some tattoo therapy today at the studio. He ended up getting a dragon, a snake, a dagger, and a wolf on his body. The overall price he paid was $1700

by Lorde and Caitlin's Husband June 5, 2025

Rejection Therapy

When someone puts themself in an awkward and uncomfortable situation—like asking an outlandish question—to get over their fear of rejection

asking a worker if you can get something for free is rejection therapy.

by g0dsp33d August 25, 2025

Herd Therapy

Herd therapy occurs when a large enough portion of a population undergoes therapy or counseling and thereafter has the tools and vocabulary to aid those around them who haven't gone to therapy.

As a person who's never seen a therapist, Rick certainly is in touch with his emotions. Perhaps it's because everyone around him has. He's undergone herd therapy.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 9, 2025

Restitution therapy

For restitution racketeering fuckaholicks

In this order;

Basic math ., %, fractions, +-×÷, $, cents,€,£

Bookkeeping for dummies
Critical thinking for dummies
Police services for dummies

Criminal law for dummies
Small Claims Court for dummies

I fuckaholiced so bad I need Restitution therapy.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025