neck rash

when you wear fake ass jewelry

why do you have a neck rash?

oh. I was wearing fake ass jewelry

by original handle November 1, 2017

Rosenberg rash

You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.

“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”

by svinaktig July 6, 2021

Rashing

The new British slang for "dashing"

Although I'm not British... love

Your outfit looks rashing today, love.

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

Rash Ala Cartier (Ruz Shghli): The Juvenile Release...,

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to framing.

Person 1: Are you addicted to framing?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rash Ala Cartier (Ruz Shghli): The Juvenile Release...,

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it

I got road rash on my back wheels

by Road rasher August 13, 2023

tache rash

the rash recieved when kissing a moustache-wearing person. 'tache' being an abrieviation for moustache.

that guy gave me a really bad tache rash last night

by the tache-less December 21, 2010

Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.

Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!

by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020