*disturbing coughing noise*

Sometimes expressed in text as "HGGGGHGHHGHGHG", irl this sound communicates that the person is dying, inside or outside.

-hey so I found something in your room..
-*disturbing coughing noise*

by Hoooo Boy April 17, 2019

amber alert noise

A government funded alarm clock

*BEEEEEEEEEEE* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Carl: oh goddamit that amber alert noise means jimmy went missing again

by Allastor May 11, 2021

Betty White Noise

Using the 'Golden Girls' TV show as an aid in falling asleep, similar to listening to white noise.

I fall asleep every night listening to Golden Girls, it's my Betty White Noise

by Manhattan on the rocks May 22, 2022

[angry skyscraper noises]

Sounds that tall people make when they are angry.

angry skyscraper noises
“Jesus, stop sounding like an air raid siren, brad.”

by MaybeARealWord April 01, 2021

Raise your noise

When you see a woman always rasie her voice whiling talking. You should be aware she might be a man.

Raise your noise

by Raise your voice September 16, 2009

Big dick noise

When someone has a giant penis and their penis makes a screeching noise

Dude did you hear Jerome's Big dick noise

by ParryBEN March 19, 2019

signal to noise ratio

The amount of screaming one generates, in proportion to the amount of real content they are communicating.

People who grow up in empty households (often with a lot of older people) feel as though noise and signal are in direct proportion, which causes them to pump more noise in the hopes of generating more signal.

See also: catharsis

"When I asked her what her problem was, the signal-to-noise ratio was just off da meat rack !"

by handle187 October 31, 2003