mitch board

A longboard that a poser skates. Usually with clear or spray on grip. Not legit.

I heard Bob started skating.

Yea, He rides a mitch board.

by joshy washy November 28, 2007

Mitch Hart

Biggest bullshitter the world has ever seen. Mainly lies about girls like how many he's slept with or how many he's been with, kissed, met and messaged and so on... Most likely vapes and thinks he's a gangsta by also smoking cigarettes and weed but shit weed by drowning weed with tobacco. Not only does he think he's a bad man and a ladies man he's a ginger orangutan who has a massive orange caterpillar as an excuse of a moustache with a lesbian like haircut. Watch out ladies!!!

Boy 1: Last night i fucked about 50 girls
Boy 2: yeah okay Mitch Hart

by Cutegurl76 April 18, 2016

Mitch Middleton

A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.

Don’t fuckin mess with Mitch Middleton he’s the toughest man in the black county mate.

by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022

mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

mitch

A man- bitch a code word for calling a man a pussy basically

Hey did you see that nigga jason he's a straight up mitch

by xXDeGrEeZz March 3, 2016

Mitch Dorr

Mitch Dorr refers to an asshole who is so full of themselves they think everyone has to respect them. They love sticking their big metaphorical dicks in unsuspecting persons assholes to assert their dominance. You cannot tell a Mitch Dorr they are wrong, otherwise they'll give you detention

He is such a Mitch Dorr, I got detention for saying his ketchup tastes like absolute shit

by SincereUniform August 9, 2018

mitch/tim

The biggest dick names in the book.

His cock is so big, his name must be mitch/tim

by callmefear April 3, 2019