The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.

I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.

by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011

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Toxic Driver

A very bad driver.

Bramty: "Why do you drive like that I just told you I spilled something on me!, SLOW DOWN, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
Bramty: "yk what you are a TOXIC DRIVER I hate when you drive I really do!" "GET of imma drive now

Louis: "THAT WASEN"T ME THO" "Lie and deny"

by Gen304 June 20, 2022

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Punished Driver

The most based user to ever live. hobbies include purposely pissing people off, being a bigot, and posting repulsive imagery. lost count of how many servers he's been banned from. calls the people who have blocked him his kill count.

David: Hey guys did you hear that Punished Driver got banned
Kyle let me guess right wing extremism and shock porn.

by Dr. Able September 24, 2021

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Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.

I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!

by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012

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