Conservative

A collection of people who are self centred to such an extreme amount that the thought of equality or rights for anyone other than their largely white and upper middle class brethren is a thought so terrifying that they will use all their power to ensure that nothing ever changes.

They will actively fight anything which doesn’t either make them money or give them tax cuts. The concept of the status quo changing in anyway is unacceptable to these people.

“Gays rights and the environment and black people being killed by cops isn’t my problem. I’m a conservative, let me show you my portfolio”

by Mad Bank June 14, 2021

whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.

Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.

by George Chesterton October 3, 2011

Canna-Conservative

weed cannabis Republican marijuana RINO

A person that smokes cannabis and is also a Republican is a Canna-Conservative.

by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019

gdp conservative

These are fake milk toast conservative who thinks about everything in economic terms. Pro-choice, mass immigration, PC etc.

A GDP Conservative include 99% of the British Conservatives and many of the USA Republicans

by Peter Hitchens September 19, 2019

Conservative

When your name is Sonny, and you’re a little bitch

Hi I’m Sonny and I’m too big of a Conservative bitch to cross any lines wahhhhhh

by Metis204 April 8, 2020

Conservative cuck

A conservative man who lets his girl fuck other men.

You forgave her even after she cheated? Your such a conservative cuck.

by GotTheDub November 19, 2020

cognac conservative

A financially comfortable person who supports conservative ideology, and addresses current events with an elitist, conservative perspective.

You know Todd: the cognac conservative with the trucking company? Yeah, he's said his freedoms are being stolen again, because he has to pay federal road taxes.

by Spartacus9 September 9, 2020