Cobra Up

A typical defense mechanism of a weak and timid creature in which the animal or person tries to look bigger than they really are to ward off enemies, or to try and make bitches think you're hella big when you're not.

Jacob was trying to Cobra up tonight at dinner, so he could show Redfern his dope pp.

by jimbob bobson September 7, 2013

cobra

caring , the best sister anyone could ask for , beautiful , gorgeous and just perfect.

"Cobra can sometimes be annoying" said marwa the best person ever xoxo

by hay3 November 29, 2021

Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

Cobra Dad

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.

by beedebbibee January 4, 2020

Aami Actor Cobra

This is a parody account on twitter which criticise ruling government.
Also do bhakto ki pelai

Aami actor cobra

by Aam Nath Covid March 16, 2021

THE BROWN COBRA

When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.

Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra

by Scotty0161 April 4, 2024

king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Just look at a real king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra the arrogant person.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014