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Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
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Golden Cobra

During a 69, as the bottom, instead of ejaculating you piss in the opposites eyes.
Fuck man, I Golden Cobra’d Deborah last night. She is pissed! Literally.
by CabritoSnow March 23, 2022
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COBRA

A cobra is a person that may seem autistic but is actually really intelligent.
Dude, I think shes a cobra
by cobrak September 29, 2022
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cobra chicken

A canadian goose that hisses at people
"that cobra chicken was so mean, it hissed at me!"
by lex !! November 27, 2023
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Cobra

The Cobras is a hard core street gang with lots of undercover gangsters that you might not expect to carry a strap. They are reppin black and gold from the 801.
Be on the DL I think that's a cobra
by 801samar April 17, 2016
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King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor - King Cobra is a premium malt liquor brewed with a combination of malts & select unmalted grains. Brewed with U.S. grown hops, a special fermentation products a bold and distinctly flavorful taste.

Introduced in 1984, King Cobra is a robust, full-bodied, premium malt liquor , Anheuser-Busch brews & bottles King Cobra beer in St. Louis, Missouri.

See other brands of malt liquor such as

St. Ides , mickey's fine malt liquor ,

Big Bear Malt Liquor , Olde English 800
, Steel Reserve 211, colt 45 , hurricane 500,
Schlitz High Gravity .
King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor

Taste is the usual corn associated with cheap beer, bready, grass, light maltiness, slight sweetness. Light body, moderate carbonation. Dry finish.

King Cobra Premium Malt
by Blu_leef January 4, 2025
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Cobra

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Cobra is a nickname for Andrew Tate. So some people on the internet like to call him "Cobra Tate". He is a boxer, and and makes inspirational speaches.
Another definition for it is a very explosive dutch firework.
person 1: Have you seen what happened to Cobra Tate?
person 2: I dont know, what happened?
person 1: He got arrested!
by Jamesforshort January 4, 2023
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