Standard murderer

City police service racists that killed millions purely in hate crimes Guelph police service got 5000 so far ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Standard murderers are more disgusting than murder standards
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Thomas f standard

A fortnite addicted who says heโ€™s not on it then I check my bros account and heโ€™s on fortnite with 1 kill and 91 left heโ€™s nice sometimes and he likes to be cool so yea.
Thomas f standard is fortnite.
by Dhlann(7 January 14, 2019
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At least I have standards

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes
Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: Iโ€™m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?
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M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time)

Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.
โ€œWe all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?โ€
โ€œHeโ€™s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so heโ€™ll be here at around 5:30โ€
by jimmyt01 October 19, 2021
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Standard Grandad

A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
by LiftFart November 15, 2011
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