wet seagull

When your fucking on the beach and you put your dick in salt water and fuck her it is called this called this cause the sound she makes.

Man I wanted to try something different last night so gave her the wet seagull on the beach

by The faggit August 26, 2017

Dry Seagull

Someone who constantly complains or nags about problems but never actually does anything to solve them.

“Stop acting like a dry seagull — you keep squawking about what’s wrong but never lift a finger to help.”

by Myhandleismilkncrookies May 29, 2025

Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021

Seagull

A demon bird that comes out of nowhere and hunts you down until you give it food. Then it shits on you. And then it attacks you for more food

Man: these fucking seagulls need to leave make alone!

by ThatOneGuyk June 22, 2019

Seagulled

To eat at a frantic pace, with very little chewing

I barely had time to sit, I just seagulled my lunch between meetings.

by viking-ette November 14, 2022

Seagull

When you indulge in the action of standing in a corner of room wanking a jerk and as your about to rip a fat nut you run up on someone and unload the loc ness monster of a load onto them resulting in the conclusion of the seagull.

Fred im going to rip a seagull tonight in the club I heard they have great corners with a ton of people waiting for get seagulled on.

by Flaw29 March 2, 2024

General seagull

A skilled or generous individual that often comes off as annoying to others as they come of as braggers.

I swear our boss is such a general seagull when it comes to bringing snacks into work.

by General S May 15, 2022