sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

Seagulling

To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.

Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.

by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023

Seagulled

When you’re waiting for your coffee to be made, and there’s a big queue and someone swoops in and takes your coffee because it’s a similar order to theirs.

I ordered a mocha but I think I’ve been seagulled

by Gecko72 February 13, 2023

Majestic Seagull

Some goofy goober guy who is a bit silly and introverted but cool

Wow! Is that Majestic Seagull, I bet all the huzz likes him!

by Not Majestic Seagull May 1, 2025

Dry Seagull

Someone who constantly complains or nags about problems but never actually does anything to solve them.

“Stop acting like a dry seagull — you keep squawking about what’s wrong but never lift a finger to help.”

by Myhandleismilkncrookies May 29, 2025

Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.

Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..

by That’s so raven April 23, 2024

Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.

Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..

by That’s so raven April 23, 2024