dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.
by Genwal November 07, 2017
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finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.
Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.
by LowHz February 16, 2016
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Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.
by PokerJon July 18, 2021
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Sewer Muppet

Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.
Donna is a sewer muppet.”
by Laura Courtney November 19, 2022
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Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
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Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
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Muppet Arms

A derogatory term for people from India. First used by the British army as a racial slur during cricket games.
by Edward Scholarsly May 24, 2018
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