Rogue Cougar

This rogue cougar is a woman, who's sexual appetite and lust for men has no bounds. She is quick to single out her prey and make an attack. Many men don't realize what's happening until it's too late. And by then she's satisfied and has discarded her victim. She doesn't travel in a pack but instead hunts alone.

Mike: Hey man where'd you go last night? You disappeared.

Dave: I don't know man! I was talking to this cougar and the next thing I know I woke up at her house.

Mike: Dude! I think you got mauled by a rogue cougar.

by ChuckD_USMC October 20, 2010

Flag

Get the Rogue Cougarmug.

Cougar Stomp

1. The Act of fornicating with an older lady also known as a Cougar

2. The Act of getting Mauled by a mountain lion.

1. Suzy Got Cougar Stomped by Ryan last night.

2. Frank got Cougar stomped now he is in the hospital

by Brad Swift November 15, 2010

Flag

Get the Cougar Stompmug.

cougar con

When a group of middle-age women road trip to a city where they act half their age...specifically at the club.

Hey Bitches, this year Cougar Con 2016 is gonna be in Charleston...clear your schedule and double-down on Spanx.

by Emcata June 24, 2016

Flag

Get the cougar conmug.

Cougar Cover

The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.

Also know as Cougar Camo

Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.

Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.

by D.J. Double D August 30, 2012

Flag

Get the Cougar Covermug.

beer cougar

A sub-class of cougar that tries to get with males under the age of 21 by offering to buy them alcohol.

Guy 1: Dude, where did Jimmy get that beer from? He's still only 12 years old!
Guy 2: Your mom bought it for him. I think she's about to make a move on him. What a total beer cougar!
Guy 1: Poor kid, he never had a chance...

by CHnerd11 July 5, 2011

Flag