After a wild night in Detroit my memory of events is fuzzy but the aching tuna cookie indicates poor choices were made.
by Coco Sean April 20, 2018
by matters96 October 19, 2010
A mouthwatering chocolate desert hand crafted and designed by a very influential mind of our time. The desert consists of two soft cookies 'sandwiched' together around a decadent layer of French Vanilla ice cream. The desert embodies a sense of innovation and passion and is typically eaten by those with exquisite taste. Although many have considered even the the idea of the dessert to be horrific, it's creator insists that this is not the case.
Mmmm, this Cookie Sandwich is clearly far superior to many other common deserts including: Nutella on Pizza, and Strawberry Jam with Cheesecake.
by Lawrence Cookie Lover June 10, 2015
Touch Cookie is an act used for sexual gratification orginating in eastern Bulgaria created under the name of 'докосване бисквитка'.
The act relies upon digestive timing and requires the receiver to be ready to 'lay cable' so to speak. At this pinnacle moment the person carrying out the act of 'touch cookie' would insert their tongue into the receivers anus until it touched the awaiting faecal matter firmly, the receiver would then gain sensation of having the faecal matter pushed back up slightly into the colon and the giver would gain gratification based on a prerequisite affection for 'scat play'.
The act relies upon digestive timing and requires the receiver to be ready to 'lay cable' so to speak. At this pinnacle moment the person carrying out the act of 'touch cookie' would insert their tongue into the receivers anus until it touched the awaiting faecal matter firmly, the receiver would then gain sensation of having the faecal matter pushed back up slightly into the colon and the giver would gain gratification based on a prerequisite affection for 'scat play'.
'Did you hear Katie and Julia were playing touch cookie last night?? how rank is that? poked her poop with her tongue!!'
or as an insult as an alternative to 'eat/lick shit'
'Why don't you just go touch cookie and die, you asshole!'
or as an insult as an alternative to 'eat/lick shit'
'Why don't you just go touch cookie and die, you asshole!'
by Spacedust June 01, 2009
Guy 1:Ey Elliot wat u gettin' ur bro James for Secret Santa?
Guy 2: Aw shit, I'm gettin him a fuckin' holiday cookie he can munch on
Guy 2: Aw shit, I'm gettin him a fuckin' holiday cookie he can munch on
by Dark NiTe November 12, 2010
"terror cookie" is a phrase used describe a wannabe goth. Terror cookies are trendwhore teens who dress goth, but have no idea what it means to be goth. Terror cookies often congregate in shopping malls.
by Shifted October 01, 2004
by The Great Parnassus February 16, 2009