A collection of people who are self centred to such an extreme amount that the thought of equality or rights for anyone other than their largely white and upper middle class brethren is a thought so terrifying that they will use all their power to ensure that nothing ever changes.
They will actively fight anything which doesn’t either make them money or give them tax cuts. The concept of the status quo changing in anyway is unacceptable to these people.
They will actively fight anything which doesn’t either make them money or give them tax cuts. The concept of the status quo changing in anyway is unacceptable to these people.
“Gays rights and the environment and black people being killed by cops isn’t my problem. I’m a conservative, let me show you my portfolio”
by Mad Bank June 14, 2021

conservatives that are highly religious, politically engaged and both socially and economically conservative, according to the Pew Research Center
“So, where exactly do you stand politically?”
“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”
“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”
by mynoduesp78 June 15, 2022

by B-man879 April 18, 2021

by man!? May 18, 2017

a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
I need to get home and release myself into the conservative
A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011

That Tr*mp supporting conservative is so ugly that if I was falling of a cliff I wouldn’t even ask them for help just because I wouldn’t want to touch them.
by Dianne Ingleright September 17, 2025
