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Lucky Bastard

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A lucky bastard is a person who is in a relationship with someone who is way out of their league in terms of physical beauty, understanding, and love. The lucky bastard's partner is so madly in love with them that even the scent of their body is irresistible. It is a term used to express envy towards someone who has found such an amazing partner.
Example of the usage of the term "lucky bastard":

Person 1: Have you seen John's girlfriend? She's drop-dead gorgeous and so smart too.

Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a lucky bastard.

Person 1: I heard she loves the scent of his body so much that she wants to inhale it from his neck.

Person 2: Wow, that's insane! He really is a lucky bastard.
by Fucking lucky bastard February 20, 2023
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Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.
Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."
by DakkalordG February 12, 2015
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dungeon bastard

A dungeon bastard is a slang term used by D&D players to describe a mean or unfair dungeon master, such as one who unfairly kills or torments the group or a specific character. The "bastard" rhymes with master, so it works.
Joe: John, Mark is such a dungeon bastard!
John: I know man.
Mark: You know I can hear you, right?
Joe: ...
John: ...
Mark: ...
by Flooper January 4, 2017
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Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.
"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."
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Scum Bastard

basically "you're a prick". originated from big scary of the oddcast
"oi ya scum bastard!"
by northenman December 28, 2020
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Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.
Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!
by Otarion October 21, 2008
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