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Bagel Man

Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.
The bagel man sees through bagels like nobody can!
by Danielle February 8, 2005
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Blue Bagel

Google Penis Disease Pictures, Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" And That Is Blue Bagel.
by Andrew Machado June 22, 2011
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hot bagel

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.

Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007
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bagel nation

when jews love bagels so much they worship them
by edentheeater December 4, 2016
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Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.
Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
by Drippy MC August 25, 2008
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Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth
by kopask January 18, 2015
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suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019
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