Definitions by JOHNCCR

hot bagel 

To have anal sex first thing in the morning.

Example 1
Boss: Why are you late for work again?
Worker: My girl was on the rag, so I had a hot bagel for breakfast.

Example 2
"Dude, your mom loves it in the ass, she likes hot bagels in the morning.

hot bagel by JOHNCCR December 26, 2007