Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.

Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

by Epimone July 5, 2019

shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.

by MyNameIsForrest-ForrestGump March 9, 2018

boat tits

Big natural tits that slope down and out by design and almost resemble the bow of a wooden boat

Man, check out the boat tits on Rachel! I wish I could set sail with those boobies!

by have a little October 16, 2017

Frotor Boat

When you motor boat two afros.

These two fine seventies black models put their heads together and I TOTALLY FROTOR BOATED THEM!!!!

by Swagmastermax December 14, 2011

jolly boat

a posh word for the male genitalia.

Ohoy, my mighty jolly boat is ready to set sail, climb aboard!

by LoopingItAway896 December 2, 2016

motor boat

When you blow a raspberry in between a girls tits, making a motor boat sound

Carol was so drunk the other night, I gave her a motor boat when she showed her tits

by D January 31, 2005

boat of confidence

having so much faith in someone that it fills up a boat of a certain size, larger than a life boat, but smaller than a battleship

Person 1: dude, what did you get for number 69?
Person 2: It's A. I have a boat of confidence that this answer is right. I saw it on Wikipedia.
Person 1: thanks fam

by captaincock April 15, 2015