Cum

The sperm/semen mix that exits from the head of a man's penis during ejaculation.

"After my masseuse let out a hormone, I shot cum all over her face."

by Bob Homes April 14, 2006

cum

something a guy does way before the woman has a chance too. usually during sex sometimes not even that.

guy- i know this is weird but u just made me cum in my pants

girl- gross dude

by something spectacular July 5, 2009

cum

a substance that everyone (even guys) love....like me i like it sooooooo much...

when two men are "sexually" active, when they are aroused it cums out.

by chester the melester January 15, 2008

Cum

Cum is an awesome thing that comes out of boys dicks and usually into a girls mouth, just don't get caught swallowing ur step brothers cum or ur step dad brad will want to join in

I drank so much cum, I think im constipated

by Jassy sexy underage horny girl November 13, 2019

Cummings

(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.

"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."

by Rusty Chuffhunter September 5, 2019

Cum

Modern abbreviation for the word cucumber (Cucumis sativus), a vegetable belonging to the Cucurbitaceae family and indigenous to the South Eastern hemisphere.

Hey bro, you want my cum?

by cucumbersucumber11 April 3, 2018

Cum

1.(n) white fluid that is ejaculated from a male at the peak of a sexual encounter; more often at home every night with a picture of Leanne Zammit and a tube of lotion.

1. Man last night I got cum all over Leanne's nipples.

by Guinea56 May 27, 2018