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Two Tucker

When your balls hang low enough that your girl can reach around, while your banging her on top, and stuff both your nuts up her ass. The feeling is intense like a tiny midget hand squeezing your nads. Desired by many. Accomplished by the gifted few.
Thanks to my heavy hangers, Rachel did the two tucker on me last night. So tight.

Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
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Tea for two

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.
In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

E.g.

Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.
by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017
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two player

two player

A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
by captianstabber May 14, 2014
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two-facebooked

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009
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Two cans

Robert - it smells like two cans
Mandy - two cans?
Robert - TWO CANS OF BOUNCE DAT ASS!
by Femme boy October 15, 2020
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two lines

A common technique used when drawing a penis. The foreskin is represented by two lines that separate the head from the shaft.
Hey Tony, did you see that dick someone drew on the board in the weight room? Yeah, it had two lines so I bet Paul drew it.
by ChrisSutton July 29, 2016
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Audrey Two

A man-eating plant that can deceive a human into losing their free will and morals, causing them to kill and hunt humans for the plant’s hunger. It consumes only blood and flesh and is a fan of murdering poor defenseless dentists. Gender unknown.
Person 1: Man, my dentist really did a bad job on my teeth last visit.
Person 2: You should send them an Audrey Two!
by Sunlmski October 10, 2023
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