text hold

When you're having a conversation via text messaging and one person puts the other one on hold.

First text: "If you cared about me, you'd text me back."
Responding text: "Sorry. BRB."
"Yo! I was texting Chris and he put me on text hold!"

by Lindsational August 4, 2009

Timber Texting

Texting while shitting on the toilet.

I was timber texting you last night after mums fried beans.

by cheabuddyyy4 November 22, 2011

text stacking

v. When person "a" sends multiple texts to person "b" without giving time for person "b" to read and/or reply between texts.

Occasionally a reply can be started by person "b", but typing will be interrupted by a new message from person "a".

Frequently occurs when person "a" is bored at work and has nothing better going on.

"Andrew is text stacking me...again"

Inbox: 3 new messages from Andrew
Received: 10:32:10 pm, 10:32:13 pm, 10:32:15 pm.

by jvtinspiredbyvorn September 15, 2010

Text Junky

1. A texter who cannot (really WILL NOT) put down their phone b/c they think that they must always text.

1. Jan sure is a Text Junky. She couldn't even buy food for her kids; because she just put another $300 down on the cell bill. Pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

Texted Vexed

During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.

I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.

by K.C.M. October 21, 2007

illiterated texting

When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.

This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.

ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson

I used the example for illiterated texting in the definition

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

Text-Coma

When a person becomes so utterly absrobed by texting another indiviual on their phone, all bodily functions and contact with the outside world ceases, and thus the body is in a 'coma' state until the text is completed to an adequate level and sent.

Man: Lovely weather we're having.
Woman: 'Silence'
Man: LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
Woman: Sorry? I was in a text-coma lol.

by AidsFace the Mighty June 19, 2011