russian tetherball

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.

the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.

Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.

by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

Civics teacher

A large woman who talks about monks getting hotdogs. She is obsessed with farmville and her man. She wears a Zebra snuggie/blanket thing to attract the science teacher. She is quite beautiful but odd. She will teacher you all about Obama.

Civics teacher is hott

by the science teacherrrrr May 16, 2010

Gym teachers syndrome

1 A condition, commonly found in gym teachers but also in teachers of other pointless classes, where the patient tries to compensate for the pointlessness of their job with odd and unnecessary busy work.

2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job

"My gym teacher gave me a written test today. Why would he do that?" "he has gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."

by sixtyfivereasonswhyimawesome June 17, 2012

english teacher

A loser who has no life and spends all thier time finding new and pointless symbols in "classic" litturature such as the shitest book on earth Catcher And The Rye, Lord of The Flies and The Red Pony

Damn I hate my english teacher. Today she said that Holden's hat represents the state of humanity. WTF its a freakin hat.

by Abba Zabba April 16, 2004

teacher

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

Mr Garrick only passed one maths paper in his final year exam, so he became a math teacher instead of a mathematician.

by SleeperNZ April 3, 2009

teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.

Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.

by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007