The Real Swim Shady

The Real Swim Shady is an entity more elusive and slippery than a bar of prison soap. ALERT, the target is exceptionally mobile and can climb a skyscraper in mere seconds. All attempts to kill the target have proved unsuccessful, even Gavstone the Almighty cannot kill him. If there were to be a comparison between the Almighty Gavstone and The Real Swim Shady, they would be equally matched on an extra-dimensional scale. Swim Shady is about evasive as Gavstone is strong. Swim Shady is an infamous rap artist who beatboxes whilst dodging blows from opponents. Side note, Swim Shady has never paid his taxes for he is just that slippery.

Damn, that The Real Swim Shady guy. He sure is slippery.

by Gavstone The Almighty January 8, 2022

Human swim cap

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.

Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”

by Shaggin waggin February 4, 2023

Swimming Sex Machine

This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off

Oh Max was a swimming sex machine!

by rozennn June 2, 2018

swimming the red river.

the act of sexual intercourse while the female in on the rag.

Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.

by 517 March 28, 2009

Swimming lessons on the penis

to learn how to use the penis better

Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.

by Marc Nucum September 13, 2006

Swim cap Penetration

When you roll a condom over the top of your head like a swim cap, and shove your head deep into a woman's vagina.

Pablo: hey, Phil. Did you and Linda have a good anniversary?
Phil: yeah, I gave her a swim cap penetration.
Pablo: wow, that's like a reverse childbirth!

Phil: bitch is pissing like a waterfall now.

by WheezyLegere October 30, 2015

swim team girls

Girls that nobody likes but other swim team girls and think they are welcome at parties when they are clearly not

"Tommy was having this party but it was ruined when all the swim team girls came."

"We were having a good time until the swim team girls showed up"

by dirty111 March 17, 2008