shwonking

To be joking or kidding.

"Omg I was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible."

by Symoniebologna December 13, 2008

Stooking

to hover and/or stare

As the teacher was stooking around the classroom, the students acted confident in their intimidation skills

by Jill Kathryn January 17, 2009

stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 8, 2009

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

sporking

Spoken

4 D word dat has sporking through D heart N so shall i return D same Lov 2 u.

My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

storming the teepee

pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous

Last night, after a few hits of firewater I was storming the teepee.

by FoxDeltaPop July 22, 2012

Starkings

the last name of the awesome comic book writer and letterer Richard Starkings

Me: omg!!!! Have you read the new Elephantmen?
You: By Richard Starkings?
Me: yup

by udhahaha July 26, 2012