Snipe check

To salute an officer in a combat zone, so as to designate him a high value sniper target. Especially useful in an area where enemy snipers are known to be operating

snipe check lulzworthy to see and officer dive to the ground :P

by PFC lulz March 23, 2008

sniperie

feeling streesed and overwhelmed while awaiting to get things done at a particular time and having to juggle different things at once.

i feel sniperie today i have errands between appointments today!

by prezzlie September 11, 2009

Sniper Brick

A piece of sidewalk that is uneven with the rest, that a person does not notice and trips and or stumbles on. Making the person they are with laugh.

guy 1: (trips) "oh shit"
guy 2: haha "dude u just got hit by that sniper brick"

by JC marine March 28, 2011

sniper text

when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing

swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over

by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011

Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012

Stape

Slang for Stay put or staying together.

Hey where is everyone? We all need to stape.

by Korma1 July 25, 2014

Slipendictomy

To stealthily insert one's member into one's partner's orifice, typically occurring in the morning.

I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.

by Meatymuff January 27, 2016