Stapars

A god of the wedges, he knows how to put the ball in the hole every time.

Wow dude you really now how to put it in the hole, you are just like stapars!!!

by Dickbutt2222 January 6, 2019

Ståpels

Ståpels is the Norwegian word for boner

damn I got a ståpels

by jorna January 21, 2019

staped

destroyed someone in a 1v1

"i staped this guy really badly i bet he is so mad"

by yeet 09 March 23, 2019

steadies

Another name for a condom, especially when you are having sex regularly with your steady girlfriend or boyfriend.

Me and Jenna are hanging out tonight, I'm going to have to get some steadies

by Sean McCouste May 15, 2019

StaphWater

A pirate with poor poor hygiene and moral to the point he gives his entire crew the infection and lack of intelligence drug use be able to admit to the crew his faults thus resulting in mutiny and abandonment of the crew.

StaphWater let upon thus strangers aboard who posioned our water and we must abandon him at once!

by Cap'n and holder of the Roger. June 27, 2019

StaphWater

A fake infectious "Pirate King"

🎶If you're a pirate and know you it, drank too much rum and doesn't care about showing it, if your a pirate and pissed yourself clap your hands 👏👏🎶

🎶If you don't don't squeeze your staph it won't go to the crew what kind of Cap'n does carry narcan for the ones turning blue.👏👏🎶

🎶All is you say is your a C'pan and know you know the deep dark seas but all you know is piss soaked camps and concrete. So is it StaphWater or PussyWater but your really Andrew Scott Douglass on FB. 👏👏🎶 So all together now🎶 revising to first verse©️

Cap'n K*** (Still in revision)

by Cap'n and holder of the Roger. June 28, 2019

Stapletit

When someone throws a chunk of staples into the bra of a female. If sucessful, it will impale the n i p

"Sarah is such a bitch! I should give her a stapletit at lunch"

by HarryPython April 16, 2019