Status

A word that you use after another word to describe someone.

Bnay: "OMG.. look at that guy.."
Binny: "I know.. total nigg status right there.."

by you would January 14, 2007

Ke$ha Status

Noun; Having gone out and partied your ass off multiple times in one week.
Verb; the act of emulating Ke$sha
Noun; The drive of an animal, a true fratski
Noun; immortal status after hooking up with Ke$sha

Ex 1
freshmen scrubs "Your back, its 2 o'clock in the afternoon, where were you last night?"
Fratskis- "We are out at Richs and bhoppin"
scrubs " thats the 4th time this week and its only friday"
Fratski "I'm Ke$ha status bitches!!"

Ex 2
HOtt sorority girl "Lets go out tonight!"
lame girl "we've already gone out 3 times this week, I wanna stay and watch a movie its got.. blah blah..."
Entire sorority "LEts go were ke$sha status tonight!!"

Ex 3
Dudski 1 "Bro omfg its Ke$sha!"
Dudski 2 "I bet you i can hookup"
Dudski 1 "....Dude no way shes ke$ha you cant handle it"
Dudski 2 "Ive got enough loko, vodka, rumski in me for the last 5 days in a row...I got this shyt.. im Ke$sha status biatch!"

later that night Dudski 2 hooks up with Ke$sha and is forever known on campus as Ke$ha status

by 5ofdiamonds December 29, 2010

Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook that is considered "Posting for Dummies."

A certain dude was a loser who could not think of anything original to post on his Facebook page, so he resorted to using Status Shuffle.

by monkeybutt333 September 30, 2010

status party

When 3+ people have a conversation on a myspace status, thus far starting a riot of some sort. This trend started on 10:41pm on August 22, 2009 in Morgan Hill, California.

Jake: STATUS PARTY.
Katie: OMG YA!
Tyler: HELL YEAH!
Tara: so whats up everyone? :
Vicki: fish

by jAKE C* August 23, 2009

Kim K Status

A girl that only dates black boys.

Kim K stands for Kim Kardashian.

Caleb: "Didn't Natalie just break up with Tyrone Tucker?"
William: "Ya, now she's going out with Smoove Johnson!"
Caleb: "WOW, she's on that Kim K status!!"

by Jae Muffz February 20, 2011

Statutory Rape

Someone eighteen or over having sexual intercourse with someone under the age of sixteen. Some people say it's pedofelia, others disagree.

Joe's gf is 14 and he's 18. If her mom finds out there fucking she can have him charged with statutory rape!

by Koree Jeslin April 18, 2006

status

a word used to descrtibe level of...

his legs are hella gorlia status!
- he has very hairy legs

by mad4punks October 29, 2003