stalling stan

someone who cannot think of stuff and thinks excellent questions deserve some kind of award. Something that is heard in the Arby 'n' the Chief episode "Duck Love".

Arbiter: ... What a fantastic question. That must deserve some kind of award.
MC: quit being a stalling stan
Arbiter: ..."A stalling Stan"? Wow.

by newtfan February 21, 2011

Stallpocalypse

A term describing entry into public bathroom stall only to find the stall rendered unusable by what appears to have been a small explosion of feces, urine, and toilet paper distributed across the toilet, floor, and walls. Witnesses of this horrific scene typically experience the following emotional phases… denial, anger, depression, bargaining, and acceptance.

Dan: “What’s wrong with Mike? He looks horrible.”
Jim: “I think he’s still recovering from viewing last week’s Stallpocalypse.”
Dan: “Maybe he should seek therapy.”

by danterrycol June 23, 2011

stallion-tail

The man-version of a ponytail hairstyle. When a man pulls his hair to the back of his head and ties it, it is not a sissy ponytail, its a stalliontail. stallions are free-spirited and manly. like men with pony err.. stalliontails.

-bro look at the guy with the ponytail!
-shut up man! It's called a stallion-tail! He's such a legend!

by bobchees3 January 2, 2012

Cunt Stallion

A person who has amazing sexual prowess, or a person that is really awesome.
It can also mean that a person is a complete douche depending on how you phrase the word.

"That guy always has a shit load of girls...what a cunt stallion!!!"

"Dude this guy just saved my life!!! He's such a cunt stallion!!!"

"What the fuck? Who is the cunt stallion that shit on the coats?!"

by Laljdeofa February 4, 2009

sallybox

Sallybox is derived from two words used by the McKinney Fifteen during their infamous stand-off with the Zapistas during the late 19th centruy. Due to the lush garden growing within the confines of the Wilson Creek Fort, the main meal of the rebels during the 37-day stand-off was vegetation. Using bastardized spanish, many of the McKinney rebels would hurl their leftover food at the Zapistas upon the approach, yelling "ensalally" in an attempt to use the spanish term for salad "ensalada." When the zapistas were pelted with the McKinney Fifteen's garbage, they attempted to yell, in bastardized english, "Fuckers." Their attempts sounded something more like "Bockers," and when the U.S. National Guard was sent in, they heard these two terms. Putting them together, "Sallybox" became to mean fighting trivially to no avail with the use of non-traditional and outlandish means.

"Did you run into Carl and Steve last night?"
"No."
"Shit, you're lucky, I had to watch those two fags sallybox all night!"

by Jerome Alfred Ubgottinson March 9, 2005

Sallybone

Same as a neck-slap. Slapping the back of another persons neck. Term used extensively in the 1980's.

Ha! Lloyd just got sallyboned by Gary. Look how red the back of his neck is!

by SB200 July 10, 2011

superglue sally

A woman's coochie that is so tight that when a man enters his male genitalia into it, it cannot be pulled out. It becomes stuck to the walls of the woman's vagina, and 100% chance of ejaculation occurs, due to the extreme sexual sensation to the penis. Therefore, a woman with such a cooch is deemed in possession of a superglue sally.

guy #1: yo, why you in the hospital?
guy #2: I had sex with a superglue sally last night. That thing almost took off my entire penis.

by ilovecottoncandy May 4, 2020