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face squirt

A face squirt involves a male ejaculating into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the ejaculate into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it's blow hole. This transaction of semen is generally best administered with the female on her knees and the male standing. Although other variations are often welcomed, despite how messy they can be.
I had to get a ladder to clean the ceiling from Jenny's face squirt. Definitely not getting my bond back.
by RSSR April 1, 2011
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Square Wheels

Not being able to pick up chicks.
John : I can too pick up chicks.
Josh : But you have Square Wheels.
by JoshuaToad April 17, 2010
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Briggsy Face-Squirter

A gay sex act in which a spotty homosexual squeezes pus out of his acne to coincide with the vinegar strokes of a blowjob he's receiving. The blower gets a faceful of acne-pus as well as a mouthful of gay jizz.
Fuck me, Quentin! What's all that crap on your face?

What do you think? You know I love getting those Briggsy Face-Squirters.
by Eddie's Thick Gristle November 2, 2008
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College squirrels

The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.
Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
by nwafan20 December 30, 2009
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Fatty Square

The parking space at the end of a fast food restaurant drive-thru that an employee sends you to after you order so much food that they can't serve it to you without holding up the line of cars behind you.

As a verb it is the act of getting sent to the Fatty Square.
As a noun

Friend 1: I got sent to the fatty square after my colossal order brought the drive-thru to a screeching halt.

Friend 2: You are fat and have an eating disorder

As a verb

Patron: Can I have 3 hard tacos, 1 with no lettuce; 5 soft tacos, two supreme; three chalupas, two baja style, one supreme; 3 pintos & cheese, no red sauce on one of them; one taco salad; and 4 gorditas?

Cashier: That will be $29

Patron: Here you go.

Cashier: Please pull ahead and we will bring it out to you.

Patron: Oh no! I 've been fatty squared!
by mildmanneredclarkkent July 17, 2009
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square up

to get ready to fight; get in the fighting position
Ay man be ready to square up wen dat fool comes down here!
by johnny boi September 25, 2005
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squirrel on a trampoline

when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.
"Have you ever seen a squirrel on a trampoline?" Then let the nut sac flapping begin!!!
by Tea Baggs August 5, 2006
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