A face squirt involves a male ejaculating into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the ejaculate into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it's blow hole. This transaction of semen is generally best administered with the female on her knees and the male standing. Although other variations are often welcomed, despite how messy they can be.
I had to get a ladder to clean the ceiling from Jenny's face squirt. Definitely not getting my bond back.
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A gay sex act in which a spotty homosexual squeezes pus out of his acne to coincide with the vinegar strokes of a blowjob he's receiving. The blower gets a faceful of acne-pus as well as a mouthful of gay jizz.
Fuck me, Quentin! What's all that crap on your face?
What do you think? You know I love getting those Briggsy Face-Squirters.
What do you think? You know I love getting those Briggsy Face-Squirters.
by Eddie's Thick Gristle November 2, 2008
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Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
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As a verb it is the act of getting sent to the Fatty Square.
As a verb it is the act of getting sent to the Fatty Square.
As a noun
Friend 1: I got sent to the fatty square after my colossal order brought the drive-thru to a screeching halt.
Friend 2: You are fat and have an eating disorder
As a verb
Patron: Can I have 3 hard tacos, 1 with no lettuce; 5 soft tacos, two supreme; three chalupas, two baja style, one supreme; 3 pintos & cheese, no red sauce on one of them; one taco salad; and 4 gorditas?
Cashier: That will be $29
Patron: Here you go.
Cashier: Please pull ahead and we will bring it out to you.
Patron: Oh no! I 've been fatty squared!
Friend 1: I got sent to the fatty square after my colossal order brought the drive-thru to a screeching halt.
Friend 2: You are fat and have an eating disorder
As a verb
Patron: Can I have 3 hard tacos, 1 with no lettuce; 5 soft tacos, two supreme; three chalupas, two baja style, one supreme; 3 pintos & cheese, no red sauce on one of them; one taco salad; and 4 gorditas?
Cashier: That will be $29
Patron: Here you go.
Cashier: Please pull ahead and we will bring it out to you.
Patron: Oh no! I 've been fatty squared!
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Get the square up mug.when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.
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