Splitting Glass

Splitting crystal meth

Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join

by Idiotic July 27, 2013

split poo

A drunk bitch shits in a tub with a g string on .

Did she just split poo all over herself ? Gross !!!!

by Omg that girl January 28, 2014

splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

Split Ding

To look identical to someone

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders”

by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018

Split the fur

When you're gonna eat hairy pussy, you use your thumb and index finger to open up her pussy lips to avoid hair on your face

Hey dude did you end up fucking that lil slut candy?
Yea, but before I piped her, I had to eat her out. She has a hairy pussy, so I had to split the fur.

by ern_dogg 232 v6 September 17, 2015

split-typing

text that could make no sense due to the OP multi-tasking, or stopping during typing, and coming back to finish. Split-typing may contain errors such as wrong tenses, missing words, or duplicate words.

OP: Who are is this?
someone else: You were split-typing, weren't you?
OP: Yeah, I had to order pizza

by Jetlift239 December 28, 2010

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside the penis causing it to rupture and split into 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn, I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split!”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018