Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

spaghetti slinger

A person of Italian descent. Based on the concept that Italians sling spaghetti onto walls to see if they stick - and therefore are fully cooked.

That guy Lou? The Italian guy? He's a spaghetti slinger.

by Deh Shadow April 22, 2015

Wax slinger

Someone who sells Scentsy wax and is a boss at it!

That girl is a wax slinger

by Naro36 April 2, 2017

Tijuana Slinger

Eating Copious amounts of Mexican food, then engaging in anal sex with the expectation of explosive diarrhea.

Bill and I decided to invest in rubber sheets after a real Tijuana Slinger.

by kungfumelissa October 28, 2017

nut slinger

Another name for a woman who is a whore and fucks anything that moves

McKenzie is a real nut slinger

by Marysamsonite May 2, 2018

nut slinger

Another name for a woman who is a whore and fucks anything that moves

McKenzie is a real nut slinger

by Marysamsonite May 2, 2018

Shanghai Slinger

A type of golf shot commonly performed by hackers characterized by a heavily curved flight and a landing spot from the out of bounds collection.

When Rico faces a heavy pressure situation he nearly always hits a Shanghai Slinger into the shit.

by Cliff2521 August 24, 2018