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spanking horse

A piece of furniture used in bdsm that the sub is strapped to and then spanked
Kate was tied down on their spanking horse and Bob spanked her & spanked her while Kate moaned.
by SshhCaty January 15, 2014
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Plate Spinning

The act of simultaneously masturbating three or more Chinese men.
Foreign Exchange Student 1: "Mate I can't remember anything after I ate those funny tasting prawn crackers at the welcome party last night..."

Foreign Exchange Student 2: "Dude, I just saw a video of you on the internet plate spinning..."
by PurpleSgtPepper September 2, 2011
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Spanking

Bad kids get this for punishment. Usually performed on the child’s bare and over the spankee’s knee.
“Emily!”

Everyone’s attention went towards a twelve year old girl and her dad. Some people had recognized the girl by passing her down the isles. She had gained there attention while throwing a temper tantrum earlier. “You are going to bend over my lap! A spanking is just what you need.” This surprised most people given she was twelve, but no one could argue that she didn’t deserve some form of punishment along with humiliation. The young girl protest, only to be forced over her father’s knee. He pulled her pants and undies down, only to immediately smack down on her ass, ignoring the looks he was getting. When he had pulled her pants and undies down, her butt was already red. She must be use to this punishment.
by Hornyspanks December 24, 2020
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Spanking the Baby

Something that looks really nice. Term developed by community college instructors to confuse their students into using slang that does not exist.
The print on that t-shirt is spanking the baby.
by Rufus Walker February 7, 2006
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spinning chicken

someone who sucks at kung fu, and claims her unagi works. even though it dosent.
by rob stanley July 23, 2008
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Shinking

When you're lying on the couch in an awkward and uncomfortable position but you can't be bothered turning over.

Origin: The word comes from the swedish word 'skinka' (meaning ham). Ham is slaughtered pig, and being slaughtered can't be very comfortable at all.
-"Man, my back hurts"
-"Why?"
-"I spent the whole evening shinking in front of the TV, I think my spine is twisted"
by Informalskin March 14, 2008
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Spiking the Tip Jar

The act of putting five or six dollars in a Tip Jar to influence customers to "tip"
Barista one: I put five singles in the tip jar so people will know where to put an extra dollar or two if we do a good job!
Barista two: "Spiking the tip jar" what a great idea!! we will make a lot more tips now!
by Crolojoe August 5, 2011
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