Spanish Tortilla

When a man pleasures a women by rubbing his buttcheeks against her vagina. It's the man-women version of lesbian vagina rubbing.

I totally squirted when he gave me the Spanish tortilla.

by Sangrid May 28, 2010

Spanish Fervola

The result of counting backwards from 89 and then eating a whole llama.

Wow, that was one Spanish Fervola!

by Non-DairyCreamer June 19, 2011

spanish taco

When your mom gets in the bed with with Spanish woman and they roll around in the bed messing with there meat

Hey mom I heard your and your friend where participating in a Spanish taco.

by Freak nasty April 25, 2015

spanish kielbasa

Phrase denoting a well hung hispanic male

"You should of seen the size of Juan's spanish kielbasa!!!"

by boboh June 18, 2008

Spanish Inquisition

A group of noisy, and loud South/Central Americans taking over your seats when you're trying to have lunch.

L: Playing Insurgency*
A: Where's my seat?!
L: They took it.
A: But how? My backpack is there!
L: Spanish Inquisition!

by DerWat September 13, 2017

Spanish Sex

the act of putting the penis in one's ear

Javier had spanish sex last night and got earwax on his dick

by sueraz August 03, 2016

Spanish or Vanish

Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you don’t do your lessons. It claims Duolingo’s main language is Spanish. So that’s why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD

Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 07, 2023