Ding Dong So Long

Ding Dong So Long is a joke term for a penis.

"I have such a long Ding Dong So Long."

by dfpsdjiojiosdjiosjiojoisdjio February 3, 2019

Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021

Does Rudy have a massive shlong

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Yes. Yes Rudy does. That sexy mf🥵🥰

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*

by VerySexyMan123 March 22, 2021

shlonging

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

by Sean E. November 14, 2003

Solonik

To pull a Solonik is to stick your finger in your butt-hole and proceed to rub it in your eye so that you get pink-eye and thus can call in sick for work.

Lenny: Ahh fack I'm working in 3 hours but I haven't slept all weekend and still completely wasted, well I guesss I can always pull a Solonik

by Lewy Len August 1, 2008

shlong

A man's haircut that is short in the front and long in the back; "SH"ort in front + "LONG" in back = SHLONG; a synonym of "mullet".

"Look at that guy's shlong! He needs a haircut."

by Bobozz April 16, 2003

Solange [solange} solange

Don't be prejudiced because of her past and her associations as a Knowles. She's really matured as an artist.

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by cosmicjourney April 3, 2009