Solonik

To pull a Solonik is to stick your finger in your butt-hole and proceed to rub it in your eye so that you get pink-eye and thus can call in sick for work.

Lenny: Ahh fack I'm working in 3 hours but I haven't slept all weekend and still completely wasted, well I guesss I can always pull a Solonik

by Lewy Len August 1, 2008

solonian

Moderate or reasonable. fair.
Named after Solon, an ancient Athenian lawmaker who overturned the harsh laws of Draco. Draconian is named after Draco

Senator Lieberman is much more solonian that Congressman Tancredo

by Dave Warly July 21, 2008

Salonika

A skinny big headed big booty women she has no filter when it comes to her mouthand bad road rage and will cut you off if you break infront of her she is crazy and smart don't get on her bad side She can dance and cook

Salonika is crazy she tried to hit my car cause I slowed down in front of her

by Sjejeiddnbf September 17, 2017

Salonika

A person who owns a fuckload of salons.

"Did you hear Monika just opened up another salon in town? Ugh, she's such a salonika."

by Albyizzazeo Incoyujinitued April 3, 2023