When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."
"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022
Get the First date left cheek sneakmug. "That would be so sneaking out of the hospital if you did that!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"
by Inah October 10, 2005
Get the Sneaking out of the hospitalmug. Hidden taxes and loopholes in the tax code that give some taxes the ability to hit you with a ninja like quickness.
person 1 "Damn, gas prices went up 75 cents today."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."
person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."
person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"
person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"
person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."
person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
by pseudonymouslyarriffic October 16, 2011
Get the sneak attaxes'mug. person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
by traps n gaps January 20, 2021
Get the ope lemme just sneak right past ya heremug. by swaffwhen_hesnuckme October 25, 2025
Get the Sneakmug. Someone who allows her children only wholesome, organic foods, but has a middle-of-the-night ice cream habit she thinks no one knows about.
Grocery checker to unnamed patron, "You're buying all that ice cream for just one person?" Embarrassed patron, "yes, I'm afraid my daughter is quite the Sweet Sneak."
by Embarrassed Parent April 6, 2010
Get the sweet sneakmug. by Zambalier March 19, 2023
Get the Sneakmug.