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First date left cheek sneak

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022
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Sneaking out of the hospital

adj. Describing a thing or event that is very cool.
"That would be so sneaking out of the hospital if you did that!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"
by Inah October 10, 2005
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sneak attaxes'

Hidden taxes and loopholes in the tax code that give some taxes the ability to hit you with a ninja like quickness.
person 1 "Damn, gas prices went up 75 cents today."

person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."

person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."

person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"

person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"

person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."

person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."
by pseudonymouslyarriffic October 16, 2011
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ope lemme just sneak right past ya here

the most Minnesotan thing one could ever say.
often accompanied by a thick Minnesota accent
person 1: *blocking door*
person 2 (needing to get to the hotdish): “ope lemme just sneak right past ya here”
by traps n gaps January 20, 2021
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sneak dicking

When a man has side bitches.
"Girl i saw Rayshaun sneak dicking with Keisha"
by DamelaNeff July 11, 2016
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Sneak Lemming

noun. Sneak Lemming

A Sneak Lemming is the only lemming from the pack smart enough to wait until all the other lemmings have jumped off the cliff and then change his/her mind.

adj. Sneak Lemming

Person or persons who fail to follow a stupid trend.
Everybody thought that glass shoes would be great for the disco. At the end of the night the Sneak Lemming's were the only ones without bloody feet.
by Sneak Lemmings December 2, 2010
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sneak bully

bullying (which is wrong) but done behind the person being bullied's back
Bully: That guy Bob is dumb and ugly and sucks.

Me: Stop being a sneak bully wtf!!!
by LoliLover12 July 19, 2017
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