Smocking

When one feels the need to throw on a smock, and just chill. Chillin' in a smock is real nice.

Me - "Yesterday I was just sitting there playing some videogames, and I suddenly felt the need to do some smocking."

You - "Oh, lovely. Smocking is real nice, isn't it?"

Me - "Sure is. Real nice."

by Lbs. Twinkie September 5, 2011

Smocking

Trying to be a smartass and resulting in a typo. Alternative word for smoking by the President of the United States of America.

“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...
- Donald J. Trump

by Kirenuchiha1 December 10, 2018

goober smooch

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male

"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"

by AJ27 March 31, 2012

Goober smooch

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.

Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.

by Idontevenknowwhoiamanymoreman November 23, 2013

smoko

A rest from work so that you can have a little time for a ciggy (cigarette).

Gren: hey I'm gonna have a smoko now
Paurine: K mate i'll join ya, just need to tell the boss. Hey Bob I'm gonna have a smoko
Bob: Cool mate have a jolly good time.

by yeah the yobbo chats June 10, 2019

Bone Smooch

A gay male who enjoys giving another male oral

That guy is a total bone smooch

by juicycouture October 14, 2008

coochie-smoochie

Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.

Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018