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skateboarder 

one who rides a skateboard and has fun doing it. skaters can be any kind of person; punk, prep, jock, criminal, nerd... whatever. skateboarding has room for all kinds of people, and most of us won't discriminate based on anything but your love for skateboarding.

however, since skateboarding has recently rocketed in popularity, it has now become 'cool'. so now, you have to deal with those who are only doing it to be 'cool'. these people are not really skateboarders.

if you are the other kind of skater (the for real one, and you know who you are) i have some words of wisdom for you. when you get kicked out of a skatespot, don't mouth off to the cops no matter how much of an idiot they really are. if skaters want to get accepted in todays world (which seems impossible right now) then we need to act like civilized people. if thats how we act, that's how we'll be treated, which means less getting kicked out of skate spots and more riding of the skateboard.
skateboarders are usually non-competative people, because competition in skateboarding is fairly low-key; its not really taken seriously. ESPN tried to make it into some dramatic rivalry between the top skaters when in fact they are all friends just goofing around. there's no hating.
skateboarder by karl July 29, 2004
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Skateboarding 

the worlds greatest sport, art, lifestyle, and complete and utter freedom ever known to mankind
Skateboarding by Anonymous November 1, 2003
Keyword in the military, especially the Marine Corps:

S: Stay out of trouble
K: Keep a low profile
A: Avoid responsibility/higher-ups
T: Take your time
E: Enjoy yourself
R: Relax
I just keep Skater in mind when I don't want to work.
Skater by Renegade888 July 2, 2008
A person that skates....does there really need to be a stereotype applied to it?
does there really need to be a stereotype applied to it?
skater by Scott H. January 29, 2004

skaterosexual 

Skaterosexual : ska-tero-sex-ual (sKa-t'r0-sk'sh-l) n. A person who is sexually attracted to and/or is obsessed with skate fashion trends, but doesn't hang out with skaters or actually skate.

Synonyms : urban-metrosexual, 20 sumtin' raver/clubber, 15 sumtin' snowboarder.

Antonyms : skate rat, ollie hole.

Translations : (JAPAN) Fauxrelle / (GERMAN) Svinksta' / (GREEK) Limitopoulos / (RUSSIAN) HesBee Knockotovz

This new sub species, closely related to the poser, has very similar midrocondrial DNA markers...but has only found out about the skateboarding arts by googling Nike SB's on-line ...
Use 1 : I'm such a skaterosexual man; too much disposable income, check me out.

Use 2 : I can't wear this gear...it's so skatero; it's way too styzeeee or commonly worn by stars.
skaterosexual by kevin090 January 4, 2008
At man er veldig høy på marihuana , eller andre dop.
Fy faen! nå er jeg jævlig skækk
skækk by TåsenLosen April 3, 2016

Jesus Christ on Ice Skates

1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.

OR

2> Our Lord out Ice Skating

General Donegal slang of Surprise.
1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general

Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard

Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!

2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.

Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.

Jesus Christ: What up!