Nick and simon

The realest niggas you will ever meet, one is ugly and has spiderman powers the other just works out all day, one is really small in all aspects (simon) the other is really big in all aspects (nick)

Damn nick and simon like to eat ass and smoke grass

by 😈 trolly March 8, 2022

Simon Fryman

To say you want to Be fried and your name is simon

I want to Simon fryman while my name is simon

by Fjfknbdjk March 23, 2022

Simon Crine

A very muscular and sexy man. He loves oil and RolePlay. Never washes his clothes, and likes a different animal every day. He likes gorilla tag, dildos, and Croix.

Kistler can only dream of being a Simon Crine

by Loucus June 10, 2022

Simon’s law

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM

Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis

by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021

griffith simon

a really awesome guy

hey griffith simon why are you so epic

by slang man 123 January 6, 2013

Do a Simone

When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!

Person 1: Ah didn't mean to post that here!
Person 2: Do a Simone!

by Anjuna February 4, 2022

Jean-Simon

BRO THATS LEGIT ME I DON'T LIKE FUCKING GRAMMAR TABARNAK

Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever

by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023