Simon Chapman

The complete opposite of Simon.

Person 1: Wow he's such a Simon!
Person 2: What like Simon Chapman?
Person 1: Nah you kidding?

by Celunyx November 9, 2011

Jean-Simon

BRO THATS LEGIT ME I DON'T LIKE FUCKING GRAMMAR TABARNAK

Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever

by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023

Simon’s law

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM

Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis

by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021

griffith simon

a really awesome guy

hey griffith simon why are you so epic

by slang man 123 January 6, 2013

Pulling a Simon

Pulling a Simon is the act of having meltdown on public transit and screaming racial slurs at people

Yo don't be pulling a Simon right now bruh

by DDBarbie February 14, 2020

tio simon

Tio simon is the best gc on stan twitter with an iconic mascot.

omg have you already heard of the Tio simon gc?? they're truly iconic.

by measf1111 February 28, 2021

Lord Simon

A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis

Lord Simon is A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis

by Noonemesseswithromansionis February 9, 2020