Skiing in aspen

Snorting a line of coke

Me and mike or going to be skiing in aspen if you want to tag along

by Robo2004 January 3, 2026

Super-Sizing

The act of buying pants/shorts three sizes smaller than your waist to make your Penis and or testicals appear larger than they actually are.

Hey jannet, I think andrew finally grew a package either that or hes Super-Sizing

by Ruger187 January 5, 2011

slalum skiing

when a person has a penis in both hands and vigorously shakes them up and down

that girl loves going slalum skiing, because she likes the attention

by donjuandelanuche July 21, 2011

speed skiing

A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.

"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"

by yom tang April 9, 2013

Brazillian Skiing

Snorting lines of cocaine off a stripper's ass or tits

"We went on a Brazillian Skiing trip... Now my wife is divorcing me."

by helpmefindmybaseball July 7, 2014

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

tongue skiing

Performing cunnilingus, generally during the winter months

Baby, it's cold outside...show me that meat mountain so I can go tongue skiing.

by Wally Milk Toast Pipp September 29, 2017