Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012

Shovel Knight Main

A person who mains Shovel Knight in the game Rivals of Aether.

"Im Shovel Knight main" -dani_heyl(Java)

by Armesocke May 15, 2020

Shoveling Snow

When you put Cocaine on a female's ass, snort it, then put it on your dick and fuck her.

A: Bro last night was fucking mad
B: What happened?
A: I was shoveling snow for the first time and I almost had a heart attack
B: Bro you're a fucking legend!!!!

by TheMonoBro6969 May 9, 2018

Double Shovel

To carry out work that will have to be repeated/undone at a later date.

This term originated in the mining industry where workers would unintentionally block their entrance and therefore have to move the soil for a second time in order to exit.

Example 1:

Don't leave that there or you will have to double shovel it.

Example 2:

I had to double shovel that because I didn't think it through.

by TheSandgrouse March 18, 2019

Shovel pp

A shovel pp is a penis that picks up snow.

I have a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp a shovel pp

by Minecraft lets play February 22, 2022

chip shovels

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite

" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "

by pethead March 31, 2016

dutch shovel

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017